Me at work: "hey, I got a new laser cutter"
Coworker: "What are you gonna do with that?"
Me: "Dunno. Laser stuff I guess"
Coworker: "I just got a new cutting board. Wanne laser that?"
Me: "Sure thing."
For whatever reason he doesn't want to cut onions on this board and send me his marking.
So far so good. The board I got was rough, unpleasant to touch with splintery corners. I offered sanding and oiling with food safe oil.
He accepted and the results are quiet beautiful. Everything is smooth, all edges are sanded and the oiled bamboo feels good.
He told me he bought it for a lot of money in a fancy organic food/nature products shop wich is disappointing since the quality was crap.
Not a bright move. So how can I add insult to injury?
I don't want to offend my coworker and ruin his board. I just want to cause a little evil that makes life spicy 🤭
No efforts were spared.
Slightly off center and with a very small tilt. I actually spend more time to get the Made in China "perfectly aligned" then the No Sad Onions picture.
Since this is a cheap bamboo board this label is probably true.
Next day i got a good laugh out of him.
Also beer:
mischief managed
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